Mike Tyson Confesses He Was A Prostitute Hunter

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Listen, Mike Tyson says a lot of hilarious things but this morning on the ‘Today’ show, he was simply on fire. When asked why he became a vegan, Tyson said he was sick of venereal diseases and being a prostitute hunter. You know, because carnivores are all syphilis-infested hookers.

The normally unflappable Ann Curry almost burst out laughing but had the wherewithal to stop him before he got into explicit details. By the way, if you want to know more about Tyson’s sex life, you’re in luck. He’s headed to Broadway with Spike Lee to do a one-man show. We’re hoping it’s called “One Man, Two Hoes” but we’ll settle for “The Venereal Monologues.”